Monday, October 18, 2010

Do chinese lesbians eat pussy with chopsticks?

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

YES

closet_inseminator said...

Yes, it's the same as a western lezbonian eating pussy with a knife and fork.

Pass the mustard plz.

J*A*C*K said...

A Chinese lesbian told me that she likes to use her tongue to lick the clitoris before working her way down to the vaginal opening and inserting her tongue while flicking it. While this is going on she likes to pinch the nipples while holding the breasts.
I asked her about the chopsticks and she said: "I don't need no fucking chopsticks".

Anonymous said...

I understand and I wish to continue

closet_inseminator said...

Change your oil for winter.

Anonymous said...

Where the fuck did everybody go? Is the Rapture here all ready? Has part of the world ended? I must go see.

closet_inseminator said...

Yes, the rapture happened right while I was eating pussy without utensils when all of a sudden I felt a trident poke me in the ass and a voice that said: "HE DONE, LET'S EAT!" Hoohoohooaahaahaahaah!

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8It1wELMukg

The person jumping over the barrier gets arrested and charged with assaulting a police officer but the muslim pieces of shit get protection from our police after breaking the 2 minute silence in respect of our soldiers. They hope with the constant arrests and raiding of his house and place of work they will intimidate him into giving up the EDL. Cant see that will happen.
They wont stop they want to destroy the English movement.

Anonymous said...

I'M BACK! Que onda pinche HOTOS!...

Larry said...

Mi corazon esta mucho vida por mi amour aka aka GEO.

AMOUR AMOUR AMOUR MI GEO!

Anonymous said...

If you must type in Spanish, at least use good Spanish.

J*A*C*K said...

Washington (CNN) -- Sen. Lisa Murkowski of Alaska Wednesday declared victory over fellow Republican Joe Miller in the nation's last Senate race, saying the result of her write-in candidacy was a "miracle."

Tea party and Sarah Palin lost this one.

Larry said...

Su razón. Mi zapato cayó al leer el puente.

Hijo booger.

Larry said...

I said I am gay in previous post. Sorry about that. Sometimes I forget to press 1 for English.

J*A*C*K said...

Washington (CNN) -- The U.S. House on Tuesday passed a $1.15 billion measure to fund a settlement initially reached between the Agriculture Department and minority farmers more than a decade ago.

The 1997 Pigford v. Glickman case against the U.S. Agriculture Department was settled out of court 11 years ago. Under a federal judge's terms dating to 1999, qualified farmers could receive $50,000 each to settle claims of racial bias.

The legislation passed Tuesday also funds a separate $3.4 billion settlement reached with the Department of Interior for mishandling Native American trust funds.

It previously was approved by the Senate, and now goes to President Barack Obama for his signature.

closet_inseminator said...

And, who said are representative government actually represents the masses.

Republics be damned.

It's all a lie.

Kill the lawyers.

Anonymous said...

http://downloads.cbn.com/cbnnewsplayer/cbnplayer.swf?aid=17933

Anonymous said...

did the old man crock or what

Pastor Pete said...

Rest in peace amen.

J*A*C*K said...

Patrick was a good man.

Anonymous said...

Did he die with a man in his ass?

closet_inseminator said...

Patrick has gone into the monastery to master the art of noodling.

He will be right back after this commercial break.

Anonymous said...

I think he robbed another liquor store...

Santa Clause said...

closet_inseminator said...

Merry Christmas to the massive hoards.

R.I.P. Patrick.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did he die with a man in his ass?

December 10, 2010 11:36 PM

Hemorrhage coming from his anus, Bubba really did a number on him this time... Poor Pat

closet_inseminator said...

Happy New Year to myself, to myself, to myself.

Happy New Year to myself, to myself, to myself.

Oh to myself, yes to me.

Me.

Me.

Me!

J*A*C*K said...

Get a life Alfalfa.

J*A*C*K said...

MASSAPEQUA PARK, N.Y. — Hundreds of people may have been exposed to hepatitis A while receiving communion on Christmas Day at a church, health officials said.

Anonymous said...

Muzzie Health inspectors

Did Patwick die?

closet_inseminator said...

...clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you! ~ Jerry Rafferty

R.I.P.

P.S. Does anybody know the numbers that follow Patrick's Yahoo I.D. Mr. Dumbdick?

I think we should try to contact him to see if he really, really is dead. I mean really really really.

Oh, and if he is, I get dibs on his computer.

Church Lady said...

Please make out your checks to the Patrick Memorial. Thank-you for your generosity.

Anonymous said...

Sorry That I have not been taking care of the blog. I have decided not to give it up after all. My email is-- dixie_shit@yahoo.com-- or-- saint_patrick4266@yahoo.com---or you can send me a yahoo message. Goggle is fucking with me saying my cookies are wrong so I got to figure that out then I will start a new post

Your fearless leader