Monday, July 26, 2010

Geo is a mule

It has been reported that Geo is one of the most prolific Mexican drug smugglers in history. It has been rumored that he has the unique ability of stashing one pound of heroin, one kilo of coke and ten pounds of pot up his ass.

16 comments:

closet_inseminator said...

I like rumors.

Anonymous said...

That would be u Pat.. thats why you had that procedure done a while back when you shitted soda, smack all over the poor old church lady, lol

J*A*C*K said...

Are you holding out on me, Geo?

Anonymous said...

Farts, oh wait...Holy shit wheres the church lady when I need her!

Anonymous said...

That church lady gave me the creeps when i say her pictures with pat anyway, Back on the ranch incident in Laredo, they are saying it was BS... Well then why was a call issued? Why was the SAWT team dispatched? Who's the head sheriff in Laredo and who's the dem congressman that said that the borders are perfectly secure? Cuellar and cuellar, both brothers, one a congressman and the other is the sheriff... This shit is clearly brushed under the rug because they rather pursue the suit against the AZ and not jeopardize it. Do the math, fucking cacaroaches!

Anonymous said...

Chrissy hides kilos of coke in her nose.

Anonymous said...

LOL krusty nose after a long nite of snorting lines...EWWW

Anonymous said...

i think Nuke started his period again in the gulf, another spill going on...

closet_inseminator said...

You know, I don't know about Nukette being on the rag, but I do know they are reporting that the oil slick is disappearing in the Gulf, the BP CEO walks away with a cool 18 million, the company gets to write off 10 billion in tax credits for the spill, which means the US taxpayer pays for half this damage and they lived happily ever after. Cast off all lines, we are under weigh!

Does Nukey take credit cards?

The Real Fag said...

Is that you, Nookie? hugs and kisses baby

Anonymous said...

That Is Probablly Chrissy Venting Her Nose.

Anonymous said...

Looks like this blog died, Pat just cant get it up anymore.

J*A*C*K said...

You probably won't be able to get get it up either when you get to be 70 years old.

Anonymous said...

LMFAO, NOT EVEN WITH VIAGARA? Might as well pull the trigger like Pager did!

closet_inseminator said...

Getting it up is EZ if the hoe you tunnel into is hot, hot, hot. But, if it's fat and ugly you have no choice but to double dose with eyes closed.

Once dun, duct tape the wooody to your inner thigh, beg to be let go, and run for the nearest cold shower.

Next day, go to confession.

Help me father for I have sinned...

Anonymous said...

Fuck the Ferret and her dope fulled nose.
Geo you told the truth on those gangs in Texas. It is a cover up.