I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me. We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. Into Mexico, and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements. We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I'm on my way over?
Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. Please print all Mexican government forms in English.
4. I want my kids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.
5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my kids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.
7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but, I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. Flag from my house top, put U S. Flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.
13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.
14. I want to receive free food stamps.
15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.
16. I'll need Income tax credits so that although I don't pay Mexican Taxes, I'll receive money from the government.
17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Gov't pays $4,500 to help me buy a new car.
18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement.
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who walk over to the U.S. From Mexico. I am sure that President Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely. Thank you so much for your kind help. You're the man!!!
"Tea Parties have been held in various locations for well over a year, and none of them has turned violent at all. Arizona passes an immigration law a week ago, and already we’ve had one Leftist demonstration result in violence, calls for the overthrow of the US, and rioting."
You guys know that Memorial Cross in the Mohave Desert that was erected in 1936 by WW1 Veterans?
Some fucking politically correct liberal waa waa babies or muslims that are "offended" by the cross vandalized/tore it down even after the Supreme Court ruled that it can stay.
WTF! That's a slap in the face to all Vetererans and their loved ones. What's next? What about all of the millions of crosses in Military cemetaries? Should they be torn down because the cross is so offensive?
yah. Let's tear down crosses and put up mosques everywhere. That's what Obama wants.
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Dear President Obama:
I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me. We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. Into Mexico, and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements. We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I'm on my way over?
Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. Please print all Mexican government forms in English.
4. I want my kids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.
5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my kids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.
7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but, I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. Flag from my house top, put U S. Flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.
13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.
14. I want to receive free food stamps.
15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.
16. I'll need Income tax credits so that although I don't pay Mexican Taxes, I'll receive money from the government.
17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Gov't pays $4,500 to help me buy a new car.
18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement.
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who walk over to the U.S. From Mexico. I am sure that President Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely. Thank you so much for your kind help. You're the man!!!
Good One loco... i used it in another blog that peep are against the AZ immigration law and they were all pisst off thanks to ur post..LMFAO
Pigception has bankrupt The cuntry of Greece...
We shall form a militia in our states and prepare aim and fire at all wets! including Piggy ception
"Tea Parties have been held in various locations for well over a year, and none of them has turned violent at all. Arizona passes an immigration law a week ago, and already we’ve had one Leftist demonstration result in violence, calls for the overthrow of the US, and rioting."
http://hotair.com/archives/2010/05/03/torches-smashed-windows-must-have-been-a-tea-party/
Wait but you forgot, ABC news said that a police officer gets hit in the head with a bottle but the protest turned out to be peaceful...LOL
IF YOU CROSS NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12YEARS HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE UNITED STATES BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:
– A JOB
- DRIVERS LICENSE
- A SOCIAL SECURITY CARD
– WELFARE5 - FOOD STAMPS - CREDIT CARDS
- SUBSIDIZED business
- FREE EDUCATION
- FREE HEALTH CARE
- BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR OWN LANGUAGE
WHO THE FUCK IS RUNNING OUR COUNTRY?
Da Spurs aren't getting that far... There days are over... Hope ya doing Well!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
omfg!
Give us FREE health care
jobs
no taxes
house
food
You OWE us America!
We will shoot more police in Arizona until we get FREE
http://current.com/news/92412003_illegals-threaten-lives-of-az-police-wheres-the-line-whens-it-enough.htm
Yes
YES
♬ ♪ Owner Of A Lonely Heart ♬ ♪
♬ ♪ Owner Of A Lonely Heart ♬ ♪
YES
I've seen all good people turn their heads each day so satisfied I'm on my way.
Happy mothers day PAT!
I have heard about the stupid plans about that stupid mosque near Ground Zero.
What a HUGE slap in the face to those that have died and lost their loved ones due to Islam.
You guys know that Memorial Cross in the Mohave Desert that was erected in 1936 by WW1 Veterans?
Some fucking politically correct liberal waa waa babies or muslims that are "offended" by the cross vandalized/tore it down even after the Supreme Court ruled that it can stay.
WTF! That's a slap in the face to all Vetererans and their loved ones. What's next? What about all of the millions of crosses in Military cemetaries? Should they be torn down because the cross is so offensive?
yah. Let's tear down crosses and put up mosques everywhere. That's what Obama wants.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/05/11/thieves-steal-mojave-desert-memorial-cross-nighttime-heist/?test=latestnews
Sweet whos opening it Pigception and scarfies?
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