Busy year for stupidity: Attempted bank robbers win Darwin Award
By JAMES JANEGA - Chicago Tribune
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CHICAGO -- The people who compile the annual Darwin Awards say 2009 was a busy year for stupidity, and last week awarded the year's top prize for fatal poor judgment.
For the uninitiated, the Darwin Awards are named in honor of Charles Darwin, father of evolution, to "commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it," its organizers say. It's usually posthumous.
The winner for 2009 was a rare Double Darwin, says Wendy Northcutt of the Darwin Awards, and is awarded for a crime gone awry in Belgium.
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On Sept. 26, a pair of would-be thieves hatched a plan to withdraw cash from an ATM machine by using dynamite.
"They overestimated the quantity of dynamite needed for the explosion," the citation notes dryly. "The blast demolished the building the bank was housed in."
Rescue workers rushed one bomb burglar to the hospital, where he died on arrival.
They assumed the second got away until finding his body in the rubble hours later.
No one else was in the building at the time of the blast.
Monday, January 4, 2010
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I love it when they pat me down at the airport. I hear body cavity checks will be next. I can't wait.
Sweetchecks says "hi".
Later sailors, xoxoxox
Pat does NOT Pat down.
He strips.
Joe Wilson to Obama.... " you calling me a liar?" Now whos the fucking liar u evil CACAroach...LOL
illegals will eventually get amnesty for the sniggies healthcare....
http://hotair.com/archives/2010/01/04/white-house-promises-left-illegals-will-be-eligible-for-obamacare-after-we-give-them-amnesty/
http://realclearpolitics.blogs.time.com/2010/01/05/obamas-c-span-problem/
The heats on OBAMA lets see WTF you got!
Anonymous said...
Is anyone out there brave enough to do the John Hinckley Jr?
January 5, 2010 3:44 PM
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Speak for yourself. It's people like you that make America unsafe for all of us. May those who have harmed, or tried to harm this nation's leaders rot in hell. I will never forget the murder of the Kennedy brothers. NEVER!
I kinda enjoyed watching J. Hickey pop a few rounds. When he hit Brady...oh, oh, oh, he touched off a plethora of anti-gun laws. Brady walked away a carrot.
Eeeeeh, What's up doc?
Jackie Jackie he's our leader he's the one that sux our Peter!
Jack is another Obama Michael Jackson loving cacaroach! LOL
Martin Luther didn't deserve it but Obama is clearly a different story!
God Help America!
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Um, excuse me, but MLK's real name is Michael King Jr.
His wacko father named him MLK after traveling to Germany and got so off on Martin Luther of the 15th century that he changed his and sons name to MLKsr. and MLKjr.
Hello? Did anybody catch that?
-- Seven people shot, two killed, at ABB transformer company in St. Louis, Missouri, fire department spokesman says.
Hey Angelica , how are you doing? London here haven't spoken to you in a few years. Have you still got your blog? Hope all is well with you and monkey. I like to pop in and see Pat's blog every now and then just to see if the old bugger is still alive lol. Only joking Pat, you perv. Nice timing by me. Anyway regarding the wanker slagging off the Brits, I wouldn't take too much notice of him cos he hasn't got a scooby doo (clue in cockney slang) about what is going on here. LMFAO at his bar room brawl aaaaghhh!, Tyson eat your heart out. Honestly do you know how pathetic you sound?
As for Sharia law being allowed in Britain,I think you will find that Sharia courts are permitted to rule only in civil cases such as divorce and financial disputes. Until last year these rulings depended on voluntary compliance among muslims. But now , due to a clause in the Arbitration Act 1996, they are enforceable by County High Courts. Sharia courts are classified in the same way as Arbitration tribunals-with rulings binding in law provided both parties in the dispute agree to give them the power to rule on their case. However a muslim couple must still be divorced in the BRITISH COURTS for it to be recognised under British Law. The same provision in the Arbitration Act applies to JEWISH BETH DIN COURTS, which resolve similar cases. So before you start shouting your mouth off about what we do and don't do, get your facts right first.
There have been plenty of marches against these muslim extremists and hopefully they have shot themselves in the foot threatening to march through Wootton Basset because it is the first time I have actually seen muslims come out and condemn something. They know this will spark something really big if they dare try it. I will copy a letter that was written to that piece of shit Anjem Choudry, he is the leader of Islam4UK, we have already stopped one march he tried to do in North London. Angie give me a link for your blog is you still have it please. Cheers, London xx
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00pm9x7/Victoria_Derbyshire_04_01_2010/
Fast forward to 1hr 10 mins to hear Tom Robinson of the English Defence League talking about scumbag Choudary and the march....Mind you it was BBC Radio and Victoria in tune with her left wing bosses had to mention at both the start and end of the interview that past EDL marches ended up with violence. The implication that is the EDL is going to cause trouble...instead of saying the trouble was caused by the extremists in the UAF (United Against Facism). Throw enough mud and some of it will stick.
I love free speech. The TRUTH is the best weapon against Islamic terrorism and oppression.
Thats what Hinckley said... Where is he when we need him now???
Hinckley is stalking you.
I have discovered the leader of the Disciples of Christ Church, Rev. Sharon Watkins, did the prayer service during Oblamba's inauguration at the Washington Cathedral. US News & World Report has put her with 10 other religious clowns that are now close to BHO-boy.
Wouldn't you know I joined this church 1.5 years ago because: A. I could walk to church. B. Their sound and computer system was so fucked up it took someone of my talent to unravel the mess the geriatrics created. C. They snookered me into being their grounds keeper for the pissant sum of 1 grand a year.
I CAN'T FUCKING WIN!
No wonder we were hugging trees all year. THEY ARE FUCKING LIBERALS!
Time to back on out and do what I did before washing up on their doorsteps: Read the Bible without the drama.
AMEN.
Anonymous said...
Hinckley is stalking you.
January 8, 2010 10:54 PM
Hinckley is stalking people like you and Your Buddy Obama... HEHE!
.....and you live where, sweety?
Google sux!
http://www.foxsmallbusinesscenter.com/scitech/2010/01/08/google-censoring-islam/
Obama is going to abolish the 2nd amendment soon. To be honest, I think he's the one John talks about in the last book of the Bible. He seeks rock star status and people refer to him as the "Annoited one".These shootings you see on the news (FNC) is the only news I really trust, but I question them fuckers to bacause if the Media aint far left Progressive loones their far right uppity squares. I think some of the shootings are people that are affected by the ecomony and the Obama Administitration knows it'll bring the looneys out and so they go on a rampage killing average John/Jane Q public and this is all the far left needs to see the death of our 2nd Amendment.Our Goverment fears an armed public. Pelosi,Reid they'll be back in 2011wait and see there are provisions in the HC bill for automatic voter registrations. If you are getting Unemployment,food Stamps or any public assisitance you are automatically registered and you aint got a say for who you vote for. You'll see fucking watch. That's why the Progressives don't care if their poll numbers are down because of the HC bill they'll be getting many more votes from illegals made legal to. It's the smoke and mirrors, Mark my words.
But, our biggoty Reid said: "El Presidente is lighted skinned with no Negro dialect."
Dialect? Does he mean Jive?
Mighty white of you Harry.
George Washington Carver would shit on this one!
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