The gall bladder thingy was really easy. It went way better than I thought it would. I am just a little sore but not bad at all. The only side affect is that I have had a constant erection since I got it done
Nuke since I was able to get my gall bladder removed with no side effects there is no excuse for you not to get your breast removed. I am going to get you appointment with my docter. Are you man enough for the operation?
Make sure you do it before the Obama care goes through because if he keeps waiting long enough he might die of breast cancer.. Good thing you had your done before it passes.
Isn't getting "sucked off by anyone actually more dangerous for the receiver than actually jammin' it hoe bound? Just look at the shit that grows in people's mouth.
I mean I was sitting next to this big dude at a funeral yesterday, thinking of Patrick, when this clown exhales.
El stinko! Close yer trap dude. Go brush. Floss. See your dentist every 6.
I would like to thank Blog spot for forcing Closet to take down that nasty picture of a naked dog. It saves me from having to report it to the proper authorities myself. I am a busy person and I have little time for such foolishness.
So here I was on a date with this biatch that was middle aged, top heavy from too many cheeze burritos, a flat ass carved from excessive TV viewing, and a stare on her face I just couldn't decifer. She has that overall dirty look and while looking at her teeth I thought- could I kiss those graying choppers?
I can tell she wants to, like, hold my hand so I always keep a nice distance. But, then all of sudden, she puts her arm around mine and I like freeze. I became paralized. I say to myself, what does she really want? Oh man, what if my old lady catches me?
Her's a profile I collected since 2 dates: She's broke; mortgaged to the hilt, eats out often, drives a beater Caravan with front wheels that wobble, has no boyfriend, so I think, but not sure, that she hasn't been laid in awhile. Works as a home aid. Her airplane pilot son lives with her but he's worthless for home repairs. Lives in a bad hood with too many spics. She calls me all the time and I fantasy about fucking her but then I start to gag.
Alex said... Oh no Jack, I might be barred from blogspot, what should I ever doooooooooooo? I don't think I COULD EVER GO FUCKING ON! October 23, 2009 12:56 PM ________________________________ Well Alex...... I guess you could always sell cookies door to door.
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Pat - you are classic. You would say that!
Hope you feel better soon Pat.
Pat, you shoulda got the Nobel Peace Prize.
Declare Patrick the winner of the Nobile Piece of Pie.
As he consumes his prize he must down pills that emulates his missing green excreting bag 'o jelly.
I hope the endoscopists did not leave a sponge inside.
Sea sponge or synthetic?
all that matters is that you still have ur cojones... and not Boobies
Nuke since I was able to get my gall bladder removed with no side effects there is no excuse for you not to get your breast removed. I am going to get you appointment with my docter. Are you man enough for the operation?
Make sure you do it before the Obama care goes through because if he keeps waiting long enough he might die of breast cancer.. Good thing you had your done before it passes.
Patrick
I guess a constant erection is not now considered a side effect, or has it gone limp by now? I suggest you make the best use of it while it lasts.
God be with you Patty. Did you have pretty nurses?
Isn't getting "sucked off by anyone actually more dangerous for the receiver than actually jammin' it hoe bound? Just look at the shit that grows in people's mouth.
I mean I was sitting next to this big dude at a funeral yesterday, thinking of Patrick, when this clown exhales.
El stinko! Close yer trap dude. Go brush. Floss. See your dentist every 6.
This is why it is best to bang women.
I have given up on sex. I am saving myself for Kathi's return.
Closet, please take your naked pic off off these comments. Thank-you.
You must stare at my picture and tell me what you see.
Do you think Closet is a dog?
You are not staring deep enough.
When you do, you will see the WAY.
EH! All I see is a purple doughnut.
Have a good birthday Pat.
kathi
Closet's pic is titled..... [dogs+ass+jeses.jpg]
Do the math.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAT
I see you have all been saved.
HALLILUJAH!
AMEN
Happy birthday Pat. Call me. xoxoxox
Kathi but Pats needs your cake in order to have the perfect Bday
This blog is closed.
Why close?
Because I said so, moron. Also to see if everybody had died and gone to hell. I guess you are still here, Closet. By the way, where did Jesus go?
I would like to thank Blog spot for forcing Closet to take down that nasty picture of a naked dog. It saves me from having to report it to the proper authorities myself. I am a busy person and I have little time for such foolishness.
-Ferret-
Yes, as you can see I have converted from a worshipper to a propagandist.
"Save 5 marks a week and you will drive your own car."
It's not wise to piss off Blogspot, Sign.
True story.
So here I was on a date with this biatch that was middle aged, top heavy from too many cheeze burritos, a flat ass carved from excessive TV viewing, and a stare on her face I just couldn't decifer. She has that overall dirty look and while looking at her teeth I thought- could I kiss those graying choppers?
I can tell she wants to, like, hold my hand so I always keep a nice distance. But, then all of sudden, she puts her arm around mine and I like freeze. I became paralized. I say to myself, what does she really want? Oh man, what if my old lady catches me?
Her's a profile I collected since 2 dates: She's broke; mortgaged to the hilt, eats out often, drives a beater Caravan with front wheels that wobble, has no boyfriend, so I think, but not sure, that she hasn't been laid in awhile. Works as a home aid. Her airplane pilot son lives with her but he's worthless for home repairs. Lives in a bad hood with too many spics. She calls me all the time and I fantasy about fucking her but then I start to gag.
What should I do? ...Geo?
Alex said...
Oh no Jack, I might be barred from blogspot, what should I ever doooooooooooo? I don't think I COULD EVER GO FUCKING ON!
October 23, 2009 12:56 PM
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Well Alex...... I guess you could always sell cookies door to door.
Now sign fat chicks need loving as well... Dont discriminate. Patrick also like the fat ones... lol
What size is considered being fat?
A size 12 and up or 8 and up?
10. A perfect 10.
Yes, yes Geo...mount that big ole hawg.
Vroom-vroom.
Mines a size 5 bro, lol
Closet were you dating Ferret? sounds like her except the fat part she has no boobies
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