Saturday, October 3, 2009
Obama fucked up the olympics
Chicago was the front runner for the olympics untill Obama went over there and fucked it up. I read where he pissed off the officials because they had so much security the olympic officals could not even leave their hotel rooms. Also I heard him his wife and Oprah had a three some.
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Obama cheered for Brazil. "It's their time!" He said.
Obama bitched about "too much security." What a fucking douche.
Too much security? At the Olympics? While terrorists are at large?
Obama probably thinks that "too much security" would insult muslims.
No such thing as "Too much security" in these times. But. I'm sure Obama has long forgotten about 9/11.
LMFAO
It was great watching the sniggies jaws drop when Chicago was dropped first lmao. How embarassing for the niggy. Think of all the money we will save not having to buy Obamas buddies ghetto land for golden prices.
Off topic read up on usa givng up the internet control. UN could take away our rights to free speech on the net.
Ghetto land?
Oh yeah. I remember cruising through the Southside of Cheecago looking at all the old double level houses built during the 20's boarded up or completely leveled. Entire blocks where there was no houses except for one hold out.
Sorry thorns in America's pride, No World's Columbian Exhibition for you. After all, that great event was about industry not athleticism and socialism. Maybe Barney's Traveling Carnival but no Olympics.
Sideshow Bob anyone?
Figures. Team Obama Champions UN Resolution That Protects Radical Islam & Restricts Freedom of Speech
The United States along with Egypt championed legislation this week at the UN that protects radical Islam and inhibits freedom of speech.
Anne Bayefsky from EYE on the UN discussed this treaty at The Weekly Standard:
The new resolution, championed by the Obama administration, has a number of disturbing elements. It emphasizes that "the exercise of the right to freedom of expression carries with it special duties and responsibilities . . ." which include taking action against anything meeting the description of "negative racial and religious stereotyping." It also purports to "recognize . . . the moral and social responsibilities of the media" and supports "the media's elaboration of voluntary codes of professional ethical conduct" in relation to "combating racism, racial discrimination, xenophobia and related intolerance."
Pakistan's Ambassador Zamir Akram, speaking on behalf of the Organization of the Islamic Conference, made it clear that they understand the resolution and its protection against religious stereotyping as allowing free speech to be trumped by anything that defames or negatively stereotypes religion. The idea of protecting the human rights "of religions" instead of individuals is a favorite of those countries that do not protect free speech and which use religion--as defined by government--to curtail it.
Even the normally feeble European Union tried to salvage the American capitulation by expressing the hope that the resolution might be read a different way. Speaking on behalf of the EU following the resolution's adoption, French Ambassador Jean-Baptiste Mattéi declared that "human rights law does not, and should not, protect religions or belief systems, hence the language on stereotyping only applies to stereotyping of individuals . . . and not of ideologies, religions or abstract values. The EU rejects the concept of defamation of religions." The EU also distanced itself from the American compromise on the media, declaring that "the notion of a moral and social responsibility of the media" goes "well beyond" existing international law and "the EU cannot subscribe to this concept in such general terms."
This is the above in a nutshell ---> understand the resolution and its protection against religious stereotyping as allowing free speech to be trumped by anything that defames or negatively stereotypes religion."
What you need is more police force on CROOKS county before even thinking about having the Olympics there... You states fucking broke!
FAIRFIELD, Ill. -- An investigator says a teenager accidentally shot a friend with an arrow and killed him while the two were turkey hunting in Southern Illinois.
Wayne County Sheriff Jim Hinkle says 20-year-old Aaron Long of Fairfield was killed Thursday at Sam Dale Lake.
Hinkle says a 16-year-old hunter accidentally shot Long in the back after mistaking the victim for a turkey.
FAIRFIELD, Ill. -- An investigator says a teenager accidentally shot a friend with an arrow and killed him while the two were turkey hunting in Southern Illinois.
Wayne County Sheriff Jim Hinkle says 20-year-old Aaron Long of Fairfield was killed Thursday at Sam Dale Lake.
Hinkle says a 16-year-old hunter accidentally shot Long in the back after mistaking the victim for a turkey.
Here Pat! Enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3KDmEvNmJ0
I think it would be extremely EZ to mistake Nukette for a turkey.
Tension that bow, release!
AL EXTREMO!
OBAMA CARE
LMFSAO thats a classic, thanks for it... Ill be passing it on everywhere!!!
Geo
Good luck with your surgery Thursday, Patrick. I hope all goes well for you and you begin to feel better.
kathi
did u get the fishing hook stuck on ur peter? I told you enough of the fishing!
Kidding... Whatever it is Good luck old man... May God Be with ya up on ur surgery.
Tiny Dick,
Maybe if your had the penis enlargement surgery already you and Kathi would still be together.
Penis Enlargement Surgery
Surgery offers an expensive but a permanent solution for enlargement of the penis. Through surgery, the penis can be visually enlarged, usually by just over an inch. The surgeon will cut the ligaments that hold the penis in its usual position and this allows the penis to descend. Weights, or stretching devices, are then used for a few months to effect a permanent increase in size. The procedure may result in scar tissue, the erection will point down, and the base of the penis will be hairy.
http://allabout-penis-enlargement.com/penissurgery.jpg
The pianist will point down?
That means you have to find a friend that will go down. One that does not fear the unknown. A partner, not afraid of the dark down there. A divining rod aficionado if you know what I mean. (wink, wink). Someone that can tickle the keys.
I am not a fan of that hairy base though. Sounds like an entanglement.
The A team.
Something smell in here, Ugh!
Its Ferrets cheese build up from unda...
the surgeon has promised to double my size to a whopping 3 inches
all u need is a penis pump under 25 dollas, so cancel your procedure for tommorrow lol
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c6d25d5b83/no-country-for-old-men-penis-pump-version-from-labaf
But remember, your penist will come out talking like a tough guy and soon shrink to a pubescent boys warble.
The Geek Squad.
The POSITIVE results of
"Cash for Clunkers":
It’s taken 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road...
Pat I miss your ya'll feces in my sheets.
-Trish
Splish-splash oh how i didn't need that bath when the "brown rain" came a knockin' at my door.
Splish-splash it came a pourin' out his ass in dismay I screamed out give it to me more!
Oh, oh, oh, Trish-trash.
Hey sailors - kiss kiss
Nurse Trish (Dixie) gives great enemas and I love her for that.
I see that "penis enlargement" has become a topic. I would just like to say that I don't need to enlarge MY penis. It does a great job just the way it is. I am PROUD of my penis and it is the tool of my sex life. Need I say more?
Later gator - Sweetcheeks says hi.
PS... Don't call me collect, Geo, my partner has to pay for the calls. xoxoxox
Peloton is a French word. It's literal meaning is little ball.
Having one testicle would mean you have one peloton. Two testicle, two peloton.
Nukette has no peloton.
From this word we derive the English word PLATOON.
It's all about having balls Nukette.
Breaking News pat has made it out of surgery Hung like saddam. Kathi has left town scared shitless and it looks like ferret is sitting next to his recovering bed waiting for a piece of his meat.
Sorry hunny, I can't afford you. Zara shut me off.
Is it in yet, Geo? I still don't feel anything, hun. Could you wiggle it for me?
they canceled on me, going in the morning.
They cancelled on you???
What did they do, run out of vacuum for the pump?
Tell them to pressurize it instead.
LOL
Swines have the flu now they fucking fly, Obama gets the Nobel Peace Prize WHAT A FUCKING JOKE! but then again they voted on it 2 weeks after he was inaugerated so you know the fucking prize aint what it use to be.
In his 1895 will, Alfred Nobel stipulated that the peace prize should go "to the person who shall have done the most or the best work for fraternity between the nations and the abolition or reduction of standing armies and the formation and spreading of peace congresses." And this applies to "BO"? uh huh ok! CAN I HAVE A FAR TO LEFT TO CENTER LEFT APPLAUD PLEASE!!!!!
Pat jerk off in a bucket and build up some penis points that should get that raisen working again.
I am so confused. I heard on the news this morning that Obama has been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize... But for WHAT?? WTF for?
Obama is soooooooo fuckin cute that he makes Sign look like an old church lady.
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THE NOBEL PRIZE TO OBAMA: EUROPE'S BID TO RE-COLONIZE AMERICA
By DICK MORRIS & EILEEN MCGANN
Published on DickMorris.com on October 9, 2009
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Whether it was rewarding Jimmy Carter for criticizing the Iraq War or supporting Al Gore in his crusade against global warming, the Norwegian Parliament - which chooses the winners of the Nobel Peace Prize - has sought to use the award as a political tool to influence American politic s. Its prestige and moral power make the prize a potent weapon with which to help steer the direction of the colossus beyond the seas that controls a quarter of the world's economy and most of its military power.
Now, the Norwegians have weighed in to support Barack Obama in his bid to reshape America so it looks more like, well, Norway, or at least like Europe.
European socialism cannot succeed without conquering the United States. If the European Union has high taxes and the US keeps its levies low, business and brains will flow to America. If the EU's labor standards require long vacations, high benefits, and proscribe layoffs and ours' do not, employers will migrate across the ocean to do their business in the States. If the Old World curbs ambition by taxation, regulation, and social opprobrium, the ambitious will flock to the New World as they have done for four hundred years.
So, Lenin was right. Socialism cannot exist in just one country - or one continent. It must dominate worldwide or wealth and power will flow to those who remain committed to the free market. Europe realizes this reality and it makes Obama's election as president of the United States all the more welcome.
The Nobel Prize is really Obama's payback for disciplining the unruly United States and taming it to be a member of the European family of nations. Europe wants to reverse the American Revolution and re-colonize us and it sees in Obama a kindred spirit willing to do its bidding.
Does the United States let its entrepreneurs run wild, coming up with fanciful new ideas and making billions from them? Obama will regulate and subdue business just like they do in Europe. Do U.S. businesses compete by slashing prices, aggressively pursuing markets, and jockeying for market share? Obama will make them behave themselves and stay in line just like European companies do. Do Americans work hard and push aggressively to make as much money as they can? Obama will raise taxes, emphasize community values, and narcotize their ambition by offering government largesse.
And does the United States still believe in a sloppy, contrarian democracy in which ordinary people can directly affect their government, states have powers, and courts can reel in executive authority? Obama will use his rubber stamp majority in Congress to pass new laws regardless of public opinion and make us obey.
In foreign policy, is the United States still willing to stand up, alone if necessary, to protect human rights in Bosnia, in Iraq, and in Afghanistan? Obama will curb this unruly independence and mold it within the fabric of appeasement that has dominated Europe for the past half a century.
All this heavy lifting, this conversion of America into a European state, deserves a reward. And what is a more fitting one than to give Obama than the Nobel Peace Prize? He obviously doesn't deserve the award for economics or, given his health care ideas, for medicine. But the Peace Prize expresses Europe's longing: to take back the nation its overly ambitious and uppity children founded.
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Had the gall bladder taken out today and I am still alive
Did you keep your gall bladder? Is it in a jar?
The gall!
Here we thought your penist needed surgery but instead yur liver was a pain.
I'll drink (hic) to that!
Hope you feel better soon, Pat.
Anonymous said...
Something smell in here, Ugh!
October 7, 2009 12:36 PM
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Close your legs.
Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
Something smell in here, Ugh!
October 7, 2009 12:36 PM
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Close your legs.
October 10, 2009 11:46 AM
Ferret can`t afford to close her legs. They would be melting from the toxic fumes coming out of her chowder-hoe...
OBAMA PRAISES GAY RIGHTS ADVOCATES AND SUPPORTS GAY RIGHTS!
http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/10/10/obama.gay.rights/
"For nearly 30 years, you've advocated for those without a voice," Obama said during his address at the dinner for the Human Rights Campaign. "Despite the progress we've made, there are still laws to change and hearts to open."
Obama's speech came as gay rights activists continued to lose patience over the lack of change to key issues for the gay community -- including the Pentagon's "don't ask, don't tell" policy. It comes on the eve of a major gays-rights rally in Washington.
"This fight continues now and I'm here with the simple message: I'm here with you in that fight," Obama told the applauding crowd.
Look, just because Patrick is wasted on narcotics for the pain is no need to ignore him.
Let's give him a word of encouragement over the fact he can no longer manufacture bile domestically as this too has seemed to be offshored to China.
Bile out, new gall bladder in from some poor gook in the gulags.
Mao would be amazed.
You can get used gall bladders on e bay now.
Patrick! Patrick! Where are u?
You see...he is in a drug induced coma probably very close to death.
Nukette will cheer if he passes.
Let us pray: Dear Jesus, forgive Patrick for all his sins. Those sins would include taking fish out of the Mississippi that were like, way too small. Forgive him for hating the dumbass other races found on this planet. Forgive him for raining on Kathi. But most important, forgive him for being born Irish Catholic.
Amen.
AMEN
LOOOOOOL
May brown rain fall on Ferret. Amen.
Unlawful_Sign said...
Swines have the flu now they fucking fly, Obama gets the Nobel Peace Prize WHAT A FUCKING JOKE! but then again they voted on it 2 weeks after he was inaugerated so you know the fucking prize aint what it use to be.
Okay I had an argument with someone about this. They said he got it because he went to visit the muslims and make peace and because he told them that it was the radicals we were against and not the actual muslim religion. Does anyone know the timeline on OBUMAS inauguration and his trip to the sniggie east?
I think they voted b4 he left...
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