Rumor has it that the reason they have not buried michael jackson is they are going to fly nuke to L A so he can bring jackson back to life with his miracle milk. If that works they will try it on Ted Williams fozen head.
I had a Ted Williams field glove when I was a kid. My old man went cheap and bought the open hand model causing me to wonder why when I tried to catch a ball it hit the glove and then fell to the ground. As hard as I tried I could not get it to catch shit.
So, to this day I hate Ted.
Ted William's frozen head and Mickey Mantle's pickled liver.
The act of making a women get on her hands and knees while standing in front of her thrusting your hips and working your member like a worm making her try to grab it with her mouth while its moving thus resembling a fish hitting on a worm or lure. This can also be done while tweeking a nipple or reaching around and inserting a finger in the anus or vagina Dude, I went to Brandons house to watch wrestling last night and walked in on him making his girlfriend Go Fish
PEOPLE WHO READ THIS ALSO READ GOP Sen. Mel Martinez Is Resigning No. 2 Senate Democrat 'Open' to Health Care Bill With No Public Option 'End-of-Life' Counseling Intensifies Health Care Debate Outbursts, Hot Tempers Fill Town Hall Meetings Across U.S. Health Care Town Hall Turns Violent in Tampa TOWSON, Md. -- Sen. Ben Cardin had to shout his way through a town hall meeting Monday evening, where angry constituents booed and jeered as the Democratic senator from Maryland tried to explain health care reform working its way through Congress.
Cardin was booed and jeered repeatedly throughout his 25-minute presentation and the question-and-answer period.
The crowd had to be asked to calm down to allow him to continue.
Cardin said how to pay for the bill has not yet been worked out, a comment that prompted even more derision from the audience. Some shouted, "Taxes!" and others shouted, "Spend, Ben, spend!"
At one point, four police officers strolled down the two aisles of the auditorium at Towson University and stood in front of the stage.
Cardin defended the health bills, saying they would provide more choice, and that there would be more people, not fewer, with insurance.
One questioner asked for an example of anything the government had taken over and provided cheaper. Cardin cited the national parks system and Medicare.
That drew more boos and jeers.
Cardin said Medicare is cheaper than private insurance for the elderly, adding, "your government runs it more effectively."
He said the bill would be neutral on abortion; there would be no change from current policy.
But Cardin had to stop speaking several times because crowd was so loud.
Another questioner: "Yes or no?" on whether Cardin would enroll in whatever bill passes. Cardin began to answer twice, and each time the questioner asked him "Yes or no?" prompting a deafening roar from the crowd.
Cardin finally said, "I turned 65 this year. I'm in a public plan. It's called Medicare." The protests continued even after the meeting with people shouting on the road outside of the hall, waving flags and placards.
More than 200 boisterous but peaceful protesters turned out before the meeting.
Protesters chanted and carried signs that read, "No socialized medicine"; "Public option is no option"; "Health care can't wait" and "Health care is a right."
You know, all you have to do is follow the money trail to find out who is pushing for this Oblamba Scare.
Let's see...could it be the drug companies? Maybe. Or, possibly the people that make medical equipment? Naw they are "good" people. Ambulance companies? Hospitals? Ummmmm, maybe the loiyas that will sue the shit out of the government for malpracitce? YES!
Seeing that the govt just prints money out of thin air, paying off the loiyas and other parasites will be a breeze!
The exact integrated properties of breast milk are not entirely understood, but the nutrient content after this period is relatively consistent and draws its ingredients from the food supply. If that supply is found lacking, content is obtained from the bodily stores. The exact composition of breast milk varies from day to day, depending on food consumption and environment, meaning that the ratio of water to fat fluctuates. Foremilk, the milk released at the beginning of a feed, is watery, low in fat and high in carbohydrates relative to the creamier hindmilk which is released as the feed progresses. The breast can never be truly "emptied" since milk production is a continuous biological process.
Recent studies show that consumption of Nukesmilk can make you very violent. Wisconsin 13 year old turns violent after consumption of Nukesmilk and fataly stabs her step father.
Can you believe this crap? Read page 50. All illegals get free health insurance( they have been doing it all along. Can you imagine all the illegals from nuevo Laredo mex that have a permiso to cross daily will be storming across the fucking border when ever their in need of a doctor, LMFSAO.
Also the goverment will be paying acorn to enroll American to get health care, WTF?! also they will automatically be taking out your healthcare fee directly from your bank account... Lol
also when you file for your taxes and don't have the governments healthcare plan they will take your income tax check and fine you for the difference owed, lol... Shit I guess I might as well moved to playa del Carmen and comfortably with 20.00 a week
• Page 16: States that if you have insurance at the time of the bill becoming law and change, you will be required to take a similar plan. If that is not available, you will be required to take the government option! • Page 22: Mandates audits of all employers that self-insure! • Page 29: Admission: your health care will be rationed! • Page 30: A government committee will decide what treatments and benefits you get (and, unlike an insurer, there will be no appeals process) • Page 42: The "Health Choices Commissioner" will decide health benefits for you. You will have no choice. None. • Page 50: All non-US citizens, illegal or not, will be provided with free healthcare services. • Page 58: Every person will be issued a National ID Healthcard. • Page 59: The federal government will have direct, real-time access to all individual bank accounts for electronic funds transfer. • Page 65: Taxpayers will subsidize all union retiree and community organizer health plans (example: SEIU, UAW and ACORN) • Page 72: All private healthcare plans must conform to government rules to participate in a Healthcare Exchange. • Page 84: All private healthcare plans must participate in the Healthcare Exchange (i.e., total government control of private plans) • Page 91: Government mandates linguistic infrastructure for services; translation: illegal aliens • Page 95: The Government will pay ACORN and Americorps to sign up individuals for Government-run Health Care plan. • Page 102: Those eligible for Medicaid will be automatically enrolled: you have no choice in the matter. • Page 124: No company can sue the government for price-fixing. No "judicial review" is permitted against the government monopoly. Put simply, private insurers will be crushed. • Page 127: The AMA sold doctors out: the government will set wages. • Page 145: An employer MUST auto-enroll employees into the government-run public plan. No alternatives. • Page 126: Employers MUST pay healthcare bills for part-time employees AND their families. • Page 149: Any employer with a payroll of $400K or more, who does not offer the public option, pays an 8% tax on payroll • Page 150: Any employer with a payroll of $250K-400K or more, who does not offer the public option, pays a 2 to 6% tax on payroll
He should be protesting his healthcare bill because it makes no sense at all. Everyone taught George bush was an idiot well OBAMAS SHOWN TO BE ONE OF THE DUMBEST PRESIDENT IN THE USA and it's only been 7 months... LMAO.
Ted kenedy got away with murder driving that poor old side kick into the lake when he was drunk reporting it the next day. Sooooon the piece a chit will have to answer to the big man up stairs.
NEW ORLEANS — An African-American man from Mississippi admits posing as a white supremacist to send a death threat across state lines by Facebook.
The U.S. Attorney's Office says 20-year-old Dyron L. Hart of Poplarville pleaded guilty Wednesday in federal court to making a threat in November 2008.
Hart admitted creating a name and using a white supremacists' photo to pose as a white man who planned to kill blacks because Barack Obama had been elected president.
He originally was charged with threatening three black students at Nicholls State — where he had attended one semester — but pleaded guilty Wednesday to one count.
He sent the threats from a computer in Poplarville.
The maximum sentence is five years in prison and a $250,000 fine; sentencing is Nov. 18.
Yes We see ferret everywhere. I was fishing in St Charles, where Ferret lives,and I caught this ugly skinny fish with a big nose and I thought it as her so I threw it up on the bank. I drove back by in few hours and it was covered with maggots. Now I am sure it was her.
Mexican maids with benefits, when my parent use to live in Laredo I came down one week and I was like who' the fucks that... Lol dude after a while I was bending her over in the laundry making her sing the rancheras lol.
ST. CHARLES COUNTY — A St. Peters woman sought to humiliate a St. Charles County teenager by posting the girl's picture and cell phone number in a sexually suggestive online forum on Craigslist, prosecutors said Monday.
The woman is accused of posting the listing after an online confrontation with the 17-year-old daughter of a woman her ex-husband was dating.
St. Charles County Prosecutor Jack Banas said the woman and the teen's mother were bickering. The teen sent a MySpace message to Thrasher, telling her to grow up.
Sounds like Ferret doesn't it? same area too. Same old same sluttery.
Anonymous said... What would you think of our President right now if he was a white protestant?
August 13, 2009 7:00 AM
__________________________________
Protestants don't believe in Solialized Republics because that would infringe on their religion. Obama is a Marxist and is aligned with some of the most radical, liberals there are but the Town hallers are called "Racist,Radicals,Fundamentalist" where's the mainstream media covering the John Edward story about him fathering a child while being marrie? Meantime they're scalding Gov. Stanford of S.C. because oh wait could it be? he's a right-winger.GE ownes NBC and GE supported the Obama campaigne so then in the TARP GE got over 100 billion in a bailout, where's the liberal out cry for THAT BIG BUSINESS getting billions? I'll tell you, NO-FUCKING-WHERE, why you ask? well that's because NBC is THE BIGGEST LIBERAL news network there is.Acorn, SEIU, UAW, they'll crush small business with the card check, where's the left-wing outrage? I'll tell ya hang out at home enjoying all these Gov. ran organization while the rest of us are being taxed to death feeding a lazy, hippy loving, tree fucking, eco-fag-friendly SUV (if there is a such thing)living off of our blood, sweat and tears. FUCK THE DEMS. In 2010, A pink slip will be provided for the imediate following, Pelozi, Reid,Frank,Dodd,and eventually in 2012 Obama.
63 comments:
GO FISH
Anonymous said...
GO FISH
August 10, 2009 10:51 AM
To momma crotch smells like fish.
I had a Ted Williams field glove when I was a kid. My old man went cheap and bought the open hand model causing me to wonder why when I tried to catch a ball it hit the glove and then fell to the ground. As hard as I tried I could not get it to catch shit.
So, to this day I hate Ted.
Ted William's frozen head and Mickey Mantle's pickled liver.
YO momma*
The act of making a women get on her hands and knees while standing in front of her thrusting your hips and working your member like a worm making her try to grab it with her mouth while its moving thus resembling a fish hitting on a worm or lure. This can also be done while tweeking a nipple or reaching around and inserting a finger in the anus or vagina
Dude, I went to Brandons house to watch wrestling last night and walked in on him making his girlfriend Go Fish
On her hands and knees and your standing while she's trying to grab it with Mouth? You must be a midget.. LMAO
GO FISH NIGGA
I sure hope the little brats return to school soon.
Okay Ferret...
Ferret can't stand her own brats. She let's them have sex in there own house.
I hear the price of Nuke Milk has gone up over 16 cents an ounce this last week.
So that's what Obamas followers have been drinking all along... LOL
contagious!
PEOPLE WHO READ THIS ALSO READ
GOP Sen. Mel Martinez Is Resigning
No. 2 Senate Democrat 'Open' to Health Care Bill With No Public Option
'End-of-Life' Counseling Intensifies Health Care Debate
Outbursts, Hot Tempers Fill Town Hall Meetings Across U.S.
Health Care Town Hall Turns Violent in Tampa
TOWSON, Md. -- Sen. Ben Cardin had to shout his way through a town hall meeting Monday evening, where angry constituents booed and jeered as the Democratic senator from Maryland tried to explain health care reform working its way through Congress.
Cardin was booed and jeered repeatedly throughout his 25-minute presentation and the question-and-answer period.
The crowd had to be asked to calm down to allow him to continue.
Cardin said how to pay for the bill has not yet been worked out, a comment that prompted even more derision from the audience. Some shouted, "Taxes!" and others shouted, "Spend, Ben, spend!"
At one point, four police officers strolled down the two aisles of the auditorium at Towson University and stood in front of the stage.
Cardin defended the health bills, saying they would provide more choice, and that there would be more people, not fewer, with insurance.
One questioner asked for an example of anything the government had taken over and provided cheaper. Cardin cited the national parks system and Medicare.
That drew more boos and jeers.
Cardin said Medicare is cheaper than private insurance for the elderly, adding, "your government runs it more effectively."
He said the bill would be neutral on abortion; there would be no change from current policy.
But Cardin had to stop speaking several times because crowd was so loud.
Another questioner: "Yes or no?" on whether Cardin would enroll in whatever bill passes. Cardin began to answer twice, and each time the questioner asked him "Yes or no?" prompting a deafening roar from the crowd.
Cardin finally said, "I turned 65 this year. I'm in a public plan. It's called Medicare."
The protests continued even after the meeting with people shouting on the road outside of the hall, waving flags and placards.
More than 200 boisterous but peaceful protesters turned out before the meeting.
Protesters chanted and carried signs that read, "No socialized medicine"; "Public option is no option"; "Health care can't wait" and "Health care is a right."
The next September 11 is coming soon. Once congress passes obamascare.
You know, all you have to do is follow the money trail to find out who is pushing for this Oblamba Scare.
Let's see...could it be the drug companies? Maybe. Or, possibly the people that make medical equipment? Naw they are "good" people. Ambulance companies? Hospitals? Ummmmm, maybe the loiyas that will sue the shit out of the government for malpracitce? YES!
Seeing that the govt just prints money out of thin air, paying off the loiyas and other parasites will be a breeze!
You can close that window now.
GOT MILK!?
The exact integrated properties of breast milk are not entirely understood, but the nutrient content after this period is relatively consistent and draws its ingredients from the food supply. If that supply is found lacking, content is obtained from the bodily stores. The exact composition of breast milk varies from day to day, depending on food consumption and environment, meaning that the ratio of water to fat fluctuates. Foremilk, the milk released at the beginning of a feed, is watery, low in fat and high in carbohydrates relative to the creamier hindmilk which is released as the feed progresses. The breast can never be truly "emptied" since milk production is a continuous biological process.
Wisconsin girl, 13, charged in fatal stabbing over Nukes milk.
http://iphone.foxnews.com/story/0/538977-Wisconsin-Girl-13-Charged-in-Fatal-Stabbing-Over-Milk.html
Nuke's milk would make Michael Jackson's nose grow back.
Recent studies show that consumption of Nukesmilk can make you very violent. Wisconsin 13 year old turns violent after consumption of Nukesmilk and fataly stabs her step father.
Breaking News:
Jacko used NUKES MILK to lure in little boy for sexual acts.
Can you believe this crap? Read page 50. All illegals get free health insurance( they have been doing it all along. Can you imagine all the illegals from nuevo Laredo mex that have a permiso to cross daily will be storming across the fucking border when ever their in need of a doctor, LMFSAO.
Also the goverment will be paying acorn to enroll American to get health care, WTF?! also they will automatically be taking out your healthcare fee directly from your bank account... Lol
also when you file for your taxes and don't have the governments healthcare plan they will take your income tax check and fine you for the difference owed, lol... Shit I guess I might as well moved to playa del Carmen and comfortably with 20.00 a week
• Page 16: States that if you have insurance at the time of the bill becoming law and change, you will be required to take a similar plan. If that is not available, you will be required to take the government option!
• Page 22: Mandates audits of all employers that self-insure!
• Page 29: Admission: your health care will be rationed!
• Page 30: A government committee will decide what treatments and benefits you get (and, unlike an insurer, there will be no appeals process)
• Page 42: The "Health Choices Commissioner" will decide health benefits for you. You will have no choice. None.
• Page 50: All non-US citizens, illegal or not, will be provided with free healthcare services.
• Page 58: Every person will be issued a National ID Healthcard.
• Page 59: The federal government will have direct, real-time access to all individual bank accounts for electronic funds transfer.
• Page 65: Taxpayers will subsidize all union retiree and community organizer health plans (example: SEIU, UAW and ACORN)
• Page 72: All private healthcare plans must conform to government rules to participate in a Healthcare Exchange.
• Page 84: All private healthcare plans must participate in the Healthcare Exchange (i.e., total government control of private plans)
• Page 91: Government mandates linguistic infrastructure for services; translation: illegal aliens
• Page 95: The Government will pay ACORN and Americorps to sign up individuals for Government-run Health Care plan.
• Page 102: Those eligible for Medicaid will be automatically enrolled: you have no choice in the matter.
• Page 124: No company can sue the government for price-fixing. No "judicial review" is permitted against the government monopoly. Put simply, private insurers will be crushed.
• Page 127: The AMA sold doctors out: the government will set wages.
• Page 145: An employer MUST auto-enroll employees into the government-run public plan. No alternatives.
• Page 126: Employers MUST pay healthcare bills for part-time employees AND their families.
• Page 149: Any employer with a payroll of $400K or more, who does not offer the public option, pays an 8% tax on payroll
• Page 150: Any employer with a payroll of $250K-400K or more, who does not offer the public option, pays a 2 to 6% tax on payroll
FUCK YOU SNIGGIE MOTHER FUCKING SOCIALIST!
Who Died?
My kitty cat that drank Nukes milk.
Ferret makes chat money by pimping them out to muslims.
What's ferrets work number?
ALLAH HU AKBAR!
What would you think of our President right now if he was a white protestant?
He should be protesting his healthcare bill because it makes no sense at all. Everyone taught George bush was an idiot well OBAMAS SHOWN TO BE ONE OF THE DUMBEST PRESIDENT IN THE USA and it's only been 7 months... LMAO.
Hmmmmm, what would I think if Oblamba was white?
But, he's not.
Oh boy, boy! Shoeshine plz.
Ted kenedy got away with murder driving that poor old side kick into the lake when he was drunk reporting it the next day. Sooooon the piece a chit will have to answer to the big man up stairs.
Anonymous said...
What would you think of our President right now if he was a white protestant?
August 13, 2009 7:00 AM
OUR president?
Ferret, he's YOUR president.
Now go tend to your kids! Keep them off the cam you skanky slut. Go wash that stanky cum off of your bikini!
Yes yes. Ted Kennedy, the son of a rum runner.
I tolt you I hate Ted.
The Enquirer has had Teddy dead for months and months, but, the fat pig won't die because he gets private sector medical care.
If he was in Oblama Scare, they would have put him in the morgue cooler by now and offered him a beer only on weekends.
Mary Jo is waiting.
You people see Ferret everywhere.
LMFAOAROTF (laughing my ass off and rolling on the floor)
Does anybody have a Ferret detector?
NEW ORLEANS — An African-American man from Mississippi admits posing as a white supremacist to send a death threat across state lines by Facebook.
The U.S. Attorney's Office says 20-year-old Dyron L. Hart of Poplarville pleaded guilty Wednesday in federal court to making a threat in November 2008.
Hart admitted creating a name and using a white supremacists' photo to pose as a white man who planned to kill blacks because Barack Obama had been elected president.
He originally was charged with threatening three black students at Nicholls State — where he had attended one semester — but pleaded guilty Wednesday to one count.
He sent the threats from a computer in Poplarville.
The maximum sentence is five years in prison and a $250,000 fine; sentencing is Nov. 18.
Yes We see ferret everywhere. I was fishing in St Charles, where Ferret lives,and I caught this ugly skinny fish with a big nose and I thought it as her so I threw it up on the bank. I drove back by in few hours and it was covered with maggots. Now I am sure it was her.
It was her aborted fetus that got tangled onto your fishing line. The pendeja was at the il river squated getting rid of her little cacaroach.
REPORT HER ASS!
I bet the fish smelled just like her too.
Ferret is one of our top money makers. Leave her alone or pay for her services.
You haven't heard of Ferret's magic vagina? Don't knock it until you try it.
Nuke eats her out..
After a few tequila shots things get crazy
No amount of Tequila would make Ferret remotely attractive.
Who is your maid?
What do you call a leg less Mexican female?
CONSUELO! LOL
I was thinking of getting one of those hot, hot, Oaxaca, biatches.
Mexican maids with benefits, when my parent use to live in Laredo I came down one week and I was like who' the fucks that... Lol dude after a while I was bending her over in the laundry making her sing the rancheras lol.
Laundry room
I wouldn't mind getting Geo in the laundry room. xoxoxoxox
CA-RUMBA!
¡apresúrese para arriba, más rápidamente más rápidamente!
Hey you maricon it's carramba and you don't have a pee pee in the first place lol
Patrick. Oh, Patrick!
They are starting to talk Mexican again.
Make 'em stooooooop.
You can get a Mexican Spanish to English translator at wail-mart. Just don't trip on the wet bathroom floor.
I just dial 1 for English.
Press 3 for spanglish...
closet_inseminator is a cry baby
Closet is a trip your just irritated because he's a funny dude.
So stop crying yourself LOL
ST. CHARLES COUNTY — A St. Peters woman sought to humiliate a St. Charles County teenager by posting the girl's picture and cell phone number in a sexually suggestive online forum on Craigslist, prosecutors said Monday.
The woman is accused of posting the listing after an online confrontation with the 17-year-old daughter of a woman her ex-husband was dating.
St. Charles County Prosecutor Jack Banas said the woman and the teen's mother were bickering. The teen sent a MySpace message to Thrasher, telling her to grow up.
Sounds like Ferret doesn't it? same area too. Same old same sluttery.
Yup!
EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE BACK FIRING ON THE NIGGA!
Anonymous said...
What would you think of our President right now if he was a white protestant?
August 13, 2009 7:00 AM
__________________________________
Protestants don't believe in Solialized Republics because that would infringe on their religion. Obama is a Marxist and is aligned with some of the most radical, liberals there are but the Town hallers are called "Racist,Radicals,Fundamentalist" where's the mainstream media covering the John Edward story about him fathering a child while being marrie? Meantime they're scalding Gov. Stanford of S.C. because oh wait could it be? he's a right-winger.GE ownes NBC and GE supported the Obama campaigne so then in the TARP GE got over 100 billion in a bailout, where's the liberal out cry for THAT BIG BUSINESS getting billions? I'll tell you, NO-FUCKING-WHERE, why you ask? well that's because NBC is THE BIGGEST LIBERAL news network there is.Acorn, SEIU, UAW, they'll crush small business with the card check, where's the left-wing outrage? I'll tell ya hang out at home enjoying all these Gov. ran organization while the rest of us are being taxed to death feeding a lazy, hippy loving, tree fucking, eco-fag-friendly SUV (if there is a such thing)living off of our blood, sweat and tears. FUCK THE DEMS. In 2010, A pink slip will be provided for the imediate following, Pelozi, Reid,Frank,Dodd,and eventually in 2012 Obama.
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