OK.... i have the scoop on MJ. He is a vampire. Just look at the facts.
1. Pale white skin. 2. Aversion to sun light. 3. The dance moves that seemed imposable to mere mortals. 4. The blank stare when in public. 5. MJ "died" years ago when he became a vampire and now his body is in a coffin during the day and roams the earth at night.
If you hear the wailing song in the dark and the tapping on your roof, it's just Michael, lost in the night. Say hello if you dare.
Anonymous said... I'm Patty Ann Brown This just in:
It appears that Micheal Jacksons family has concealed the where abouts of his body, sources say that his body parts made of plastic may be used for the parts needed for Debbie Rowes vibrator.Obama in Italy discussing the more greener aspects of his European and and G8 circle jerk. Nancy Pelosi was in front of the AP today discussing how she is in noway guilty of knowing anything about the CIA waterboarding treatment but refused to give the photos of her squatting in the buckets to provide the secretions to make the enhanced innterogations possibe.
Where I cum from, back in the hollers, we call benefits credits.
You do repairs for her, you get credits to be redeemed on demand or fear forfeiting further labor.
Seems to work ok but you must remember the running tabs. Wives would never agree to this as they think, for some reason, the wedding license obligates you to fix shit for free.
I have about 20 credits saved up.
I wonder if Kathy would be interested in a transfer.
Patty Ann Brown, you need to stop this. Sign may go insane. OK, he IS insane. We don't want to find Sign drooling in front of his computer and speaking incoherently. It could be a problem.
Obama is also considering banning smoking cigarettes if your in any branch of the military. That would seriously weaken our military. Since, people wouldnt enlist or re-enlist if this happened. Also, The Big Obamanation wants to tax soda and other soft drinks. Because he knows whats best and healthiest for everyone. I can't believe people even remotely like him.
At least the europeans and their governments are beginning to open their eyes in what Obama is all about. Seems Obamanation has this huge vision in what America and the world should be. And he's going to change and lead us into this new brave world. Only a matter of time, till he will be seen as the worse world leader of the modern era. I can truly see him being Impeached for breaking the law and constitution.
Their trying to grill cheaney In a counter terrorism aligation but no is allowed to read the pork crappy stimulus packages these cacaroaches dems put together WTF?!
It does not matter if you personally like or dislike Obama. You need to sign this petition and flood his e-mail box with e-mails that tell him that, even if the House passes this bill, he needs to veto it. It is already impossible to live on Social Security alone. If the government gives benefits to 'illegal' aliens who have never contributed, where does that leave those of us who have paid into Social Security all our working lives?
As stated below, the Senate voted this week to allow 'illegal' aliens access to Social Security benefits. Attached is an opportunity to sign a petition that requires citizenship for eligibility to that social service.
Instructions are below. If you don't forward the petition and just stop it, we will lose all these names.
If you do not want to sign it, please just forward it to everyone you know.
Thank you!
To add your name, click on 'forward'. Address it to all of your email correspondents, add your name to the list and send it on.
When the petition hits 1,000, send it to comment@whitehouse.gov
PETITION for President Obama:
Dear Mr. President: We, the undersigned, protest the bill that the Senate voted on recently which would allow illegal aliens to access our Social Security. We demand that you and all Congressional representatives require citizenship as a pre-requisite for social services in the United States .
We further demand that there not be any amnesty given to illegal aliens, NO free services, no funding, no payments to and for illegal immigrants.
If you don't forward the petition and just stop it, we will lose all these names. If you do not want to sign it, please just forward it to everyone you know. Thank you! Just think every time that the list hits 1,000 in all the forwarded e-mails, this petition will be sent not just by a thousand petitioners, but rather THOUSANDS of petitioners!
To add your name, click on 'forward'. Address it to all of your email correspondents, add your name and send it on.
1000th signer... please e-mail to: comments@whitehouse.gov
I interviewed an elderly man from Gastonia, N.C. and to quote one of his many states was this: " Those God damn idiots in washington couldn't run a faucet if they had a manual with pictures explaining the process of turning off and on the fucking water (edited), and furthmore they want to give my money to beaners doing a back strock across the Gulf Of Mexico? Why I oughta move to Ghana where all the other niggers live because they'll being getting it next. End Quote.
When the petition hits 1,000, send it to comment@whitehouse.gov
----------//////--------------//////-------------/////--- comments@whitehouse.gov. That email address is no longer monitored, so we encourage you to resubmit your message through the link above. Thank you for using the web form and helping us improve communications with you.
If you have a political agenda, why must you impersonate someone to get your point across? It makes it look to me like your political views are just as fake as you are.
Jack, why do you involve yourself in things that don't concern you? Is it maybe because you know you'll get some kinda "RISE" out of it? Patti Ann Browne and Patty Ann Brown are two differant people. See the differants in the spelling? you seem to the other day, so there's no hiden agenda there cupcake.
You seem to concern yourself with everything that goes on in this blog while making an ass out of yourself at times. Patty Ann Brown was trying to make political statements attributed to the real person, wrong spelling or not. The fun ended when the jokes stopped and the political agenda began.
Crackly I like it here. I think I will sit a spell. How much is the security deposit? Oh, a little about me. I make a living off of funnel cakes during the day and I think you already know what I do at night, LOL. Oh, and I am basically a top boy, but I will do anything at least once.
Pager, ifin you are a top boy but will do anything that resembles bottom then you are what the twinkies call being versatile.
It's time to take that swingin' dick of yours down to the crick to wash off the cake dough and powdered sugar and washer up for a little action. A funnel is nice up your ass with a little vinegar and baking soda.
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Has anyone seen Michael Jackson's body?
No, but I know where his brain is. By the way, aren't you dead, Billy?
Everyone forgot about me. *sigh*
OK.... i have the scoop on MJ. He is a vampire. Just look at the facts.
1. Pale white skin.
2. Aversion to sun light.
3. The dance moves that seemed imposable to mere mortals.
4. The blank stare when in public.
5. MJ "died" years ago when he became a vampire and now his body is in a coffin during the day and roams the earth at night.
If you hear the wailing song in the dark and the tapping on your roof, it's just Michael, lost in the night. Say hello if you dare.
Why are people disappearing from graves in Chicago? Vampires. They have to blame it on somebody, and cemetery workers are the logical choice.
Grave digger shortage in Cook County. Bodies are stacking up waiting for burial. Please help.
The sniggies popularity in Ohio is falling, odunbo getting grilled big time LMFAO!
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/07/09/obamas-popularity-plummets-ohio-residents-express-impatience/comments/
Cook county on fire. Ah baby!
Where is Obama when you need him?
Anonymous said...
I'm Patty Ann Brown
This just in:
It appears that Micheal Jacksons family has concealed the where abouts of his body, sources say that his body parts made of plastic may be used for the parts needed for Debbie Rowes vibrator.Obama in Italy discussing the more greener aspects of his European and and G8 circle jerk. Nancy Pelosi was in front of the AP today discussing how she is in noway guilty of knowing anything about the CIA waterboarding treatment but refused to give the photos of her squatting in the buckets to provide the secretions to make the enhanced innterogations possibe.
That's the News
I'm Patty Ann Brown
July 9, 2009 11:39 PM
I have discovered a suspicious similarity between MJ's dance stance and The Original Jim Crow.
Come, listen, all you gals and boys, I'm just from Tuckyhoe;
I'm gwine to sing a little song, My name's Jim Crow.
Those dirty elitist whites in Philly are practicing Jim Crow Laws.
I once dated a gal with a tuckyhoe.
Oh sorry ---> The Original Jim Crow
we need to melt mj down so nuke can get new breasr implants.
I get a hard on thinking about the cum dripping off of Patty Ann Brown's perfect teeth, with that beautiful smile of hers.
Oh God, make it so.
Pat, did you and Kathi break up?
Pat and Kathi were just friends with benefits I have a few of those theirs nothing wrong with it!
Where I cum from, back in the hollers, we call benefits credits.
You do repairs for her, you get credits to be redeemed on demand or fear forfeiting further labor.
Seems to work ok but you must remember the running tabs. Wives would never agree to this as they think, for some reason, the wedding license obligates you to fix shit for free.
I have about 20 credits saved up.
I wonder if Kathy would be interested in a transfer.
Take the 69 bus!
Uh huh that's right that's why I choose to stay single and take advantage of the benefits on both sides of the border drama free.
Pat got sick of rolling Kathi in flour to find the wet spot.
Michael says "hi".
Hey Patty Ann, can I have your ass baked in a pie?
Patty Ann Brown, you need to stop this. Sign may go insane. OK, he IS insane. We don't want to find Sign drooling in front of his computer and speaking incoherently. It could be a problem.
Obamas clearly pissing against the wind. What do you have to say the thug now NUKE?
Looks like Closet is going off his nut again. Are there any save people left?
Looks like Closet is going off his nut again. Are there any SANE people left?
Obama is also considering banning smoking cigarettes if your in any branch of the military. That would seriously weaken our military. Since, people wouldnt enlist or re-enlist if this happened. Also, The Big Obamanation wants to tax soda and other soft drinks. Because he knows whats best and healthiest for everyone. I can't believe people even remotely like him.
At least the europeans and their governments are beginning to open their eyes in what Obama is all about. Seems Obamanation has this huge vision in what America and the world should be. And he's going to change and lead us into this new brave world. Only a matter of time, till he will be seen as the worse world leader of the modern era. I can truly see him being Impeached for breaking the law and constitution.
Their trying to grill cheaney In a counter terrorism aligation but no is allowed to read the pork crappy stimulus packages these cacaroaches dems put together WTF?!
I'm Patty Ann Brown
This just in:
SOCIAL SECURITY CHANGES
It does not matter if you personally like or dislike Obama. You need to sign this petition and flood his e-mail box with e-mails that tell him that, even if the House passes this bill, he needs to veto it. It is already impossible to live on Social Security alone. If the government gives benefits to 'illegal' aliens who have never contributed, where does that leave those of us who have paid into Social Security all our working lives?
As stated below, the Senate voted this week to allow 'illegal' aliens access to Social Security benefits.
Attached is an opportunity to sign a petition that requires citizenship for eligibility to that social service.
Instructions are below. If you don't forward the petition and just stop it, we will lose all these names.
If you do not want to sign it, please just forward it to everyone you know.
Thank you!
To add your name, click on 'forward'. Address it to all of your email correspondents, add your name to the list and send it on.
When the petition hits 1,000, send it to comment@whitehouse.gov
PETITION for President Obama:
Dear Mr. President:
We, the undersigned, protest the bill that the Senate voted on recently which would allow illegal aliens to access our Social Security. We demand that you and all Congressional representatives require citizenship as a pre-requisite for social services in the United States .
We further demand that there not be any amnesty given to illegal aliens, NO free services, no funding, no payments to and for illegal immigrants.
If you don't forward the petition and just stop it, we will lose all these names.
If you do not want to sign it, please just forward it to everyone you know.
Thank you! Just think every time that the list hits 1,000 in all the forwarded
e-mails, this petition will be sent not just by a thousand petitioners, but rather
THOUSANDS of petitioners!
To add your name, click on 'forward'. Address it to all of your email correspondents,
add your name and send it on.
1000th signer... please e-mail to:
comments@whitehouse.gov
I interviewed an elderly man from Gastonia, N.C. and to quote one of his many states was this:
" Those God damn idiots in washington couldn't run a faucet if they had a manual with pictures explaining the process of turning off and on the fucking water (edited), and furthmore they want to give my money to beaners doing a back strock across the Gulf Of Mexico? Why I oughta move to Ghana where all the other niggers live because they'll being getting it next. End Quote.
I'm Patty Ann Brown
And that's the News.
PATTI ANN BROWNE clone (see above) needs to at least get the spelling right on the name.
When the petition hits 1,000, send it to comment@whitehouse.gov
----------//////--------------//////-------------/////---
comments@whitehouse.gov. That email address is no longer monitored, so we encourage you to resubmit your message through the link above. Thank you for using the web form and helping us improve communications with you.
Sincerely,
The Presidential Correspondence Team
Give Jack a break, he's the plays the role of Lafayette on the HBO serious True Blood.
Sorry for the he's the plays foul up, please don't correct my spelling or i'll jerk off in a fit of rage.
Proceed everyone.
You prove my point.
Jack likes it in his Crack.
"Patty Ann Brown"
If you have a political agenda, why must you impersonate someone to get your point across? It makes it look to me like your political views are just as fake as you are.
Your making me wet!!!!!!!!!
Shut up Nukey.
Nukes boobs are leaking wet!
Jack, why do you involve yourself in things that don't concern you? Is it maybe because you know you'll get some kinda "RISE" out of it? Patti Ann Browne and Patty Ann Brown are two differant people. See the differants in the spelling? you seem to the other day, so there's no hiden agenda there cupcake.
I bet if the real Patti Ann browne pulled her panties down you wouldn't know what to do and probably cry.
LOL!
Unlawful_Sign
You seem to concern yourself with everything that goes on in this blog while making an ass out of yourself at times. Patty Ann Brown was trying to make political statements attributed to the real person, wrong spelling or not. The fun ended when the jokes stopped and the political agenda began.
I wonder who the fake Patty Ann Brown is. Is it he who bitches about me the most? Just for the hell of it, man up and reveal yourself. LMFAO
Cup cake.... LMFSAO
The Real Fag
N4zty is your mother that shitted you out upon birth...
WOW!
I'm busted. Nothing gets past you. May I call you, cupcake?
No call me Jack.
Get 'er done, yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk
Crackly I like it here. I think I will sit a spell. How much is the security deposit? Oh, a little about me. I make a living off of funnel cakes during the day and I think you already know what I do at night, LOL.
Oh, and I am basically a top boy, but I will do anything at least once.
Later dudes xoxoxoxox
Later cup cakes.
Pager, ifin you are a top boy but will do anything that resembles bottom then you are what the twinkies call being versatile.
It's time to take that swingin' dick of yours down to the crick to wash off the cake dough and powdered sugar and washer up for a little action. A funnel is nice up your ass with a little vinegar and baking soda.
Good lawd you gonna fly!
Gitter dun.
Warren Pittman Pager Pedophile
I got Sweetcheeks (you don't know him) to show me how to put my pic on comments. Just click on my name and fall in love. xoxoxox
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