Tuesday, June 23, 2009

soul train wrecks

It seems Okesha the train driver was reaching for a piece of fried chicken with one hand and on the cell phone with the other when BAM she flew into the other train. It was not a pretty sight. Minced monkey meat, negros flew through the air and landed on each other heads bashing together with the force of a coconut falling from the sky.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Similiar to the sniggie president driving us into a major disaster

Anonymous said...

negros?

Anonymous said...

Jacob and Jodee sucked Dick's Dick for Father's Day.

Anonymous said...

Sniggies u mean. Dude have some respect!

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't put it past those kids. Lord knows what those kids have been thru. Having Tom as a father (ex-father) has really ruined the lives of the little wee ones.

closet_inseminator said...

Actually, I once stood outside the E&J plant in Modesto, Cali watching them cast the bottles at dusk.

It was quite interesting, and even more so when I decided to afterward imbibe with a sample froms duh lickher sto'. I chose the Gallo boys mainline...NIGHT TRAIN.


WHOOOOOOOOO! WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I think I see the light up aheads!

closet_inseminator said...

This is what I saw after drinking a pint ---> :~O

J*A*C*K said...
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J*A*C*K said...

Ride Blaine, the highly intelligent computerized insane train to the end of the line at Topeka. Can you solve the riddle to finish the ride and save your life? I will meet you on the steps of The Kansas State Capital if you make it. Otherwise, it has been nice to have known you.

closet_inseminator said...

As R.P. McMurphy would say: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!" ---> Dead

closet_inseminator said...

Yes.

The answer to the riddle is: TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE.

Anonymous said...

sign cracks me up. but at least he's a true fucking convervative...something I am too. Must be a southern thing. True southerns are the ultimate conservatives and not those fakes ones. We believe in the true and core conservative values and no compromising from them.

You keep it up sign, I'm definitely a fan of yours and You Too PAT !!!. Who couldn't be a fan of Pat?

As for Nuke, at least his kids are in a better more conducive environment and Nuke and his wife should be thankful his inlaws are willing to raise those kids. At least the kids will have some type of opportunity at life as they get older due to being under the supervision of the inlaws.

Anonymous said...

And you are...

Jesus said...

I'm Jesus. Who are you? Bless you my anonymous.

Anonymous said...

Im Satan....HeHeHE

Unlawful_Sign said...

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closet_inseminator said...

Incorporating music onto the battlefield:

"INFIDEL had by this time had spread its music to the battlefield itself; their CD and LET ALLAH SORT 'EM OUT Out T-shirts had made their way to the "triangle of death",where American soldiers could hunt down the terrorist while listening to 'JIHAD' and 'BURN THE QURAN'".

Just like the Nam with Martha and the Vandellas: "No Where to Run".

Envision the Choppers outbound to hunt down Gooks.

Anonymous said...

Sick Pediphiles on this blog...

Jesus said...

My dear Anonymous:
It is spelled "pedophile".

My dear closet humper: My name is pronounced JEEEESUSSSSS.

I will petition Father to save your souls.

Anonymous said...

Sick Pediphiles on this blog...

June 25, 2009 7:59 AM


HMMM the only Pitiful "pediphile" prophet that i know about is Muhammed that muslims love worshiping.

Muhammed said...

I still have some naked pics of myself if anyone wants one.

Anonymous said...

Prophet Patrick (pbuh)will lead us out of the wilderness. AMEN

Anonymous said...

R-I-P

Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson

Anonymous said...

RIP Ed McMahon