Michael Jackson was found not breathing in his hollywood home. A Jackson spokesman said he choked to death on a cub scouts dick. The person was not authorized to speak publicly and requested anonymity. Rest in peace you fucking wanna be muslim child molesting faggot.
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They are dropping like flies.
'Cause this is THRILLER, thriller night!
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike!
You know it's THRILLER, thriller night!
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight!
When does a cub scout become a boy scout?
when he eats his first brownie
Speaking on behalf of Jackson's family, his brother, Jermaine, said doctors had tried to resuscitate the star for more than an hour without success.
He added: "The family request that the media please respect our privacy during this tough time."
"And Allah be with you Michael always.
An hour lol that's crazy...
"Michael Jackson is DEAD! Truly He was the most talented famous pedophile ever! (sick)
I heard he left everything to Bobo the chimp.The monkey, who has had nothing but trouble since he met Jackson,is now in debt to the tune of 23 Million dollars!"
I bet Latoya will end up having the chimps kid to get a piece of the pie.
You can say what you want about Michael Jackson, but he was one hell of an entertainer. His personal life was a sad sad thing.
I loved Micahel Jackson when he was black.
WTF is a laughing cola?
WTF is a laughing cola?
Spiked cola given to little boys to make them happy for sex.
What goes around comes around. Gotcha jackle!
that was "jesus juice" that he says he gave those innocent little boys.
But the Boys called it something else
Micheal and Tom had a recent fallout. It was Toms breast milk that had a funny feeling effect to get the children in the mood. Well Tom tried to raise the prices and Micheal got depress and took an overdose of demelin and the rest is history.
Its pimp juice that came from the sniggies.
Doesn't anyone care about Farrah Fawcett or Ed McMahon?
Yes. I care about Farrah's anal cancer.
Doesn't that cum from too much Greek?
Glass of Ouzo please.
Doesn't anyone care about Farrah Fawcett or Ed McMahon?
Sure, but there is nothing bad to say about them. Where is the fun in that?
By the way, you suck.
Love ya Nooooookie. xoxoxoxxoxox
What will the archeologists think when they discover MJ's skull a thousand years from now only to find pieces of plastic stuck here and there.
They will think he was some sort of a warrior that lost his nose, chin, and both cheeks in battle with one swoop of the long sword.
Stories of how the Pop King fought to the last man wearing his famous solid silver gloves only to lose one one during hand to hand combat with the famous Fans, the barbarians of the time.
For your history homework tonight class...claass????....claaaas??? SHUUUUUUUUUUUT UP!
Amanda B. Cox said...
Doesn't anyone care about Farrah Fawcett or Ed McMahon?
Sure, but there is nothing bad to say about them. Where is the fun in that?
By the way, you suck.
Love ya Nooooookie. xoxoxoxxoxox
June 27, 2009 9:38 PM
LOL, NO NO, I'M NOT THE DEADBEAT.
Billy Mays here.
I knew if I bought that shit that covers up scratches on my truck ,but really doesn't, Billy would skip town or come up dead.
Can you throw in one of those Super Shammys too?
Was the scratches caused by the cunts that rescues dog?
You should of taken that dog out before it reached that rescue freak. It would of been better off that way!
Ferret hasn't been rescued. Can that " mutt rescuer " do something about ferret?
You people need to go fish. Seriously.
I cannot fish. I am afraid of them.
My motto: "If it floats, shoot it."
The Hindenburg docks in 20 minutes.
Instructions to the troops during police call......
"IF IT MOVES, SHOOT IT! IF IT DOESN'T MOVE, PICK IT UP!"
Any mutt movement in my neighborhood igets shot right in between their ballsac.
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