Some commenter made a comment of how they are dropping like flys. They sure seem to be. I remember "Farrah" very well. Back in the day I remember my girl friend having the "Farrah haircut" When she sucked my dick I would look at he back of her head and imagine it was Farrah. Ahhh, those were the days. Another one was Ed Machahon I had many good laughs watching him on Johnny Carson But what was so great about Ed is that he was a true American hero. He was a fighter pilot in ww2 and Korea. Billy mays seemed like a nice guy but he sure had a big mouth.
These were all good people I hate to see them go. Now of course the world being what it is the child molesting Faggot Michael Jackson will get all the tears and the big send off.
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The world needs an over-haul. That whole Micheal jackson thing was a deversion for the Gov. to pass the Cap and Tax I meant trade bill.
Try hooked on phonics 6:57.
Wasn't Farrah shooting up smack at one time?
You can get a mutt for free just consult with " the rescuer" and she will hook you up. "RUFF RUFF"
Say not to backyard breeders and that goes to you too Inseminator.
Steven Spielberg has stated that he will be starting filming tomorrow on Jacko's life story, he said it will be a 'Thriller'
His death is highly suspicious, apparently the police say it's not a black and white case and are blaming it on the Boogie!
As Jacko is 99.9% plastic he will not be cremated he will be melted down into lego blocks so that kids can still play with him!
Reports of Jacko having a heart attack are incorrect, he was found in the childrens ward having a stroke!
Macdonalds have just released the wacko jacko burger....50 year old meat between 7 year old buns
Farah Fawcett arrived at the pearly gates and St. Peter said you have lived a good life, you can have one wish, What would it be?
She said 'I would like all the little children in the world to be safe, 30 seconds later Jackson had a heart attack.
He is not going to be buried or cremated, just recycled into plastic cups so children can still get their lips around his rim, anything that is left will be turned into carrier bags so he can remain white and dangerous for kids to play with!
As Jacko was fighting for his life in the ambulance the doctor said, 'I think we should start CPR, the paramadedics said, 'No, I think we should start heart massage, the driver said, 'No, we should start an adrenaline drip. Then Jacko gasping for breath said, 'Fuck me, you wanna be startin something!
NEWSFLASH! Gary Glitter has just put in a word record bid for Michael Jackson's personal computer.
When he gets cremated his ashes are going to be put in an ETCH-A-SKETCH so the kids can still twiddle his knob.
Official! Bubbles is now the 2nd richist monkey in the world behind Oprah Winfrey!
What a coincidence Farah Fawcett & Jacko dying on the same day. One played with Majors the other played with Minors!
Looks like Jacko has changed colour again Black, White.....Blue
Urgent RSPCA announcement....Wanted..A good home for abandoned monkey...very friendly...likes being wanked off with a white glove!
Can't believe Michael Jackson is dead. Apparently the ambulance crew fucked up cos they tried to perform ABC instead of CPR!
Michael Jackson has died of heart related problems...he could have been saved but he told the medics to 'Beat It, just beat it!
Michael Jackson is dead! Don't blame it on the sunshine, don't blame it on the moonlight, don't blame it on the good times, blame it on the Boogie!
Been told 'I'm Bad' for posting these jokes...
Whose Bad?
Will someone please post the link to Pastor's new blog??
PASTORDEVIL'S new blog.....
http://pastorthedevil.blogspot.com/
Copy and paste the above into your browser.
Your bill is in the mail. TY and cum again.
I have to admit that's some funny CHIT stole it from who ever posted it and emailed to a few buds and their all on their asses laughing. Thanks!
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When Farrah Fawcett arrived at heaven, God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe, so God killed Michael Jackson..
Plagiarist Johnny.
closet_inseminator said...
Plagiarist Johnny.
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I forgot to insert the link whoops my bad.. :))
The only thing that should matter is will Paul McCartney be able to buy back the Beatles catalog?
I hope so. I always thought it was creepy that Michael Jackson owned the Beatles music. Paul McCartney should own the rights. Or at least Ringo.
For every buyer (MJ), there must be a seller (Beetles).
It would seem that someone somewhere along the line deemed the offer for those rights to be high enough to trigger the greed in the Beetles to sell.
Everything is for sale at the right price.
The USA sold itself to China because the pigs in DC think the country is only worth what the Commies offered.
They should have squawked priceless, but what do you expect from politico whores.
You want how much for a postage stamp?
Closet, it's BEATLES.
Who gives a shit this isn't the spelling VEE just as long as you got the picture!
Spelling VEE?
That's my point, the spelling BEE, VEE, BEA... Beetles, Beatles, Veatles, regardless the point was understood.
President Obama will soon receive a thank-you gift for his speech to the Muslim world in Cairo. Inspired by the address, in which Mr. Obama quoted the Koran, the Council on American-Islamic Relations plans to distribute 100,000 copies of the Koran to national, state and local leaders.
The council’s national executive director, Nihad Awad, said at a news conference in Washington today that the speech, in which Mr. Obama called for the end to mutual suspicion between Americans and Muslims, was “inspiring” and “historic.”
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Here's something to be pissed about during our Nations Birthday.
Where was the mainstream media when this shit was happening. OH! I forgot GE ownes NBC and the GOV. ownes GE. What a really bad situation this country is headed for. I'm glad I got my connections who are very resourceful or I'de be in the God damn dark.
Oh, I get it.
You are talking about the Bagina Monologue.
You old vag.
REST IN PEACE
David Carradine(72) - June 3, 2009
Ed MacMahon (86) - June 23, 2009
Farrah Fawcett (62) - June 25, 2009
Michael Jackson (50) - June 25, 2009
Billy Mays (50) - June 28,2009
Karl Malden (97) - July 1, 2009
REST IN PEACE
Anonymous July 2, 2009 6:30 PM (??) - July 2, 2009
WASHINGTON -- Americans who refuse to buy affordable medical coverage could be hit with fines of more than $1,000 under a health care overhaul bill unveiled Thursday by key Senate Democrats looking to fulfill President Barack Obama's top domestic priority.
WTF IS THIS NIGGA SMOKING. HE USED THE POOR DUMB FUCKS TO ELECT HIM AND NOW THEY WILL BE FINED ANNUALY.
SO MUCH FOR OUR FREEDOM.
Today is July 4, 2009
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US, THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights; that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. ~ July 4, 1776, Declaration of Independence, U.S.A.
I wish to remain independent of the presently depraved government.
Happy 4th from Lago Vista, TX
GOD BLESS THE USA!
You have to have a ticket to see M. Jackson get buried??? WTF?
That is what I am gonna do when I croak.
I'll sell 'em for $8 a pop.
See'n that I only have 2 friends I suspect I'll raise about $16. Not bad for a white boy huh?
Umm, is there a raffle afterward?
Nuke you should bury your titty's with mj.
-- Former Defense Secretary Robert McNamara, architect of U.S. war in Vietnam, has died at 93, according to his family.
The custom-made casket for Michael Jackson is made of solid bronze plated with 14-carat gold hand-polished to a mirror finish. The interior is lined with luxurious crushed velvet. Retail value: $25,000.
Gold?
Can you say grave robber?
Michael Pharaoh Jackson I presume?
Let the people go!
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