Today I went down to the church to work on the sound system. I took my dog Rico.
When I got there I noticed the baptismal was full of water. This bap is deep, like up to Nukey's tiddies.
While standing there I noticed the sound wires were exposed so I leaned down to dress them when Rico decides to jump in to the water!!!!
I scream: DOUBLE MOTHER FUCKER!
I pulled the mutt out only to find a greasy ass oil slick left behind with pieces of dog hair floating on the water. It actually looked like the REAL river Jordan.
Should I tell somebody or just whistle when the person to be baptized arrives?
There is a shortage of holy water in churches all over America. We at Christ Church are lobbying congress to change the laws on non profit churches who are struggling with finances in these terrible times. Now holy water, will grape wine be next?
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So, father Muke made sure baby Muke was tiddy fed from male Mukes, but not necessarily manly Mukes.
If Nukey Mukey is any example than daddy Muke was a cross dresser that happened to keep Mukey alive in that broken down hotel room his big daddy pimped out of. When the money ran out he forced the tike to suck 'em.
Knowing no better the lad grew up into the Muke machine he is today.
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happy memorial day.
alicia
True story.
Today I went down to the church to work on the sound system. I took my dog Rico.
When I got there I noticed the baptismal was full of water. This bap is deep, like up to Nukey's tiddies.
While standing there I noticed the sound wires were exposed so I leaned down to dress them when Rico decides to jump in to the water!!!!
I scream: DOUBLE MOTHER FUCKER!
I pulled the mutt out only to find a greasy ass oil slick left behind with pieces of dog hair floating on the water. It actually looked like the REAL river Jordan.
Should I tell somebody or just whistle when the person to be baptized arrives?
There is a shortage of holy water in churches all over America. We at Christ Church are lobbying congress to change the laws on non profit churches who are struggling with finances in these terrible times. Now holy water, will grape wine be next?
PRAISE JESUS AND AMEN
May Muke bless you with his holy breast milk.
Muke...?
MUKE:
Nuke and Milk mixed into one word?
That's cool Pat! Good thinkin!
wheres every one at. This blog is deader than mukes wife.
Deader than Muke's brain cells.
Muke the DEAD beat.
I am right here at the tip of the bastion.
Watching.
Several of our girls have reported clients providing used condoms that they bought on eBay. Please please please do not use these condoms. Always use a new condom and make sure the package is intact. Thank-you for your cooperation.
SAFE SEX IS GOOD SEX
Tip for today: Please report any girl who crosses her legs on you just before entering.
Sorry Pat but I've been sick coughing up lots of "mukes" I'll be back soon after I get better.
They told me to come here. Does anyone know why?
Because you were lost but now have been found
MUKE... I am your father.
mukes father breast feed him when he was a baby.
So, father Muke made sure baby Muke was tiddy fed from male Mukes, but not necessarily manly Mukes.
If Nukey Mukey is any example than daddy Muke was a cross dresser that happened to keep Mukey alive in that broken down hotel room his big daddy pimped out of. When the money ran out he forced the tike to suck 'em.
Knowing no better the lad grew up into the Muke machine he is today.
Fill the ice bucket will you boy.ie
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