Wednesday, May 20, 2009

going fishing

I do not have much to say as I am going fishing on this beautiful st louis day. I just wanted to start a new post as the last one is getting too long. So carry on.

27 comments:

J*A*C*K said...

GO FISH

closet_inseminator said...

Something is very fishy about Patrick leaving to Go Fish.

I do like to play that game though.

closet_inseminator said...

Yes yes. I saw Born with her blue lipped baby.

She hung it on the wall afer the photo shot.

Anonymous said...

ROLF!!!!!!!!!!!!

closet_inseminator said...

Today, I invented a new game. It is called Smash the Flies.

All that is needed is a dog, a flat shovel, and a little patience.

It all started when I was sitting on the picnic table, nude, looking at the flies that where buzzing around a fresh pile laid down by my dog Rico.

I noticed how happy the flies were just nippling away like Nukey does as he sucks on Born's twat.

I thought that them flies are so busy I'll bet they wont notice when I drop a shovel on their heads.

So I give it a try. Quietly I approached the steaming load,
shovel raised ready to strike.

In one fell swoop I must have mashed 10 of them all at once into the mush with shit flying everywhere. I screamed "EUREKA!".

Again, another batch of flies shows up for the party not realizing their dead fellowmen are half buried just below the surface.

It was a Cambodian killing field I tell you.

They died with a smile on their faces.

GOAL!

Anonymous said...

closet, there is something wrong with you.

Anonymous said...

So Pat... What did you catch?

A COLD?

Geo said...

LOL I'm sure it splattered all ova ya too crazy closet cooq

Anonymous said...

Pat didn't catch a fish.






He caught herpies.

Unlawful_Sign said...

He caught a squirt in his eye from fishing for his lil man part. I played a shovel game similar to that, it was called "bury the evidence quick" and I think I won because i'm still in the clear.

Anonymous said...

closet_inseminator said...
Yes yes. I saw Born with her blue lipped baby.

She hung it on the wall afer the photo shot.

May 20, 2009 12:23 PM


Is there sucha thing as blue lipstick girls, J*A*C*K?

J*A*C*K said...

Yes

Anonymous said...

so did nuke really come into the room (2) and announce he will no longer be coming in. Per, Born she said he was going to do this. Becase she reported him to his inlaws. Now, if Nuke did this, then he's truly a pussy. Since when does anyone allow their inlaws to dictate what they can do on their free time?

pats still here said...

Its a toss up on if nukes wife is dead again or if he is leaving chat. Same ole same ole, he has been saying this shit for years. Wasn/t it him who was going to kill his self because Mafia bride dropped him after she found out his wife was still alive?

Anonymous said...

Well, his inlaws have full custody of his 2 children. If he ever wants to see those kids, he has to obey Dick and Dee.

Spending every waking moment on the internet in chatrooms and blogs is not what he should be doing.

He needs treatment and counseling.

Anonymous said...

i Saw born in room 2 earlier and got rid of her by spamming her info in there, LMFAO!!

Anonymous said...

anyone have the blue lipped babys pic?

closet_inseminator said...

Blue lipped dead baby and Born

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BOFKK7EH4ko/ShEKiEN95tI/AAAAAAAAAAU/9f95_6BJCm8/s1600-h/born2.jpg

Anonymous said...

annoymous 1:21 PM on May 21,. I do see your point in the inlaws dictating to Nuke. But, can't see them not allowing him to see his own kids. And depriving the kids of seeing the parents over this BS between Born and Nuke. But, maybe the inlaws saw an opportunity to use against Nuke. Whatever might be true. I do agree that Nuke needs a lot of treatment and couseling.

Still hope Born gets whats coming to her that piece shit who loves muslims and hates America. This bitch needs to be called, as well as her family.

Anonymous said...

She glazed it and hung it on her master bedroom entrance wall above the door way.

J*A*C*K said...

Monday is Memorial Day.

Please take a few moments of silence to remember our freedom fighters who made the ultimate sacrifice for our great nation THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. Because of them we are free today.

Thank-you

closet_inseminator said...

Actually it is Armistice Day.

"The war to end all wars."

"Over There" ~ George M. Cohen 1917

Anonymous said...

Armistice Day was November 11, which we now celebrate as Veterans Day.

closet_inseminator said...

Ok, ok. If it is not A-Day then what about a different type of A-Day as in ATOMIC.

Let us not forget the men of the USS Indianapolis (CA-35) that delivered the Hiroshima nuke to the US airbase at Tinian Island in the Pacific on July 26, 1945. While returning and in the Philippine Sea she was attacked at 0014 on July 30, 1945 by a Japanese submarine. The ship sank in 12 minutes. Of 1,196 crew on-board, approximately 300 went down with the ship leaving the remaining crew of about 900 to face a combination of exposure, dehydration, and shark attack as they waited for assistance while floating.

Remembering our beloved squid.

J*A*C*K said...

(CNN) -- Americans are being asked to stop whatever they are doing at 3 p.m. local time Monday to share a minute on Memorial Day and honor those who have died in the cause of freedom.

closet_inseminator said...

Yeah. I am Quasimoto, keeper of the bells.

I did not ring the bells at 1500 Memorial Day. Instead I opted to play GOD BLESS AMERICA at 1200.

Fuck CNN.

Anonymous said...

CNN IS FARR FROM BEING Fair and balanced.