The stupid fucking nigger pirates never knew what hit them. One was in the standing on deck the other two had their heads exposed. Three shots rang out three heads exploded three dead niggers. end of story
Got up read the news and it didn't look good as the sniggies were being towed into shore. Went to church and taught about the brave captain and when I got out surfed the web/foxnews on my fone and read the good news. All I ft was chills down my spine.... Lmfsao! YEA!
While on board, if you are ordered to open the cock, the SEAcock to be exact, that nautical enumerator is demanding you scuttle the ship.
So, since Nukey is hell bent on destruction he would lay in his rack dreaming of a SEAcock.
Sure enuff the order went out: "All hands, abandon ship". At that point Nukey would lick his lips and "give head" and lay below. Once there, he would put his manly tiddies on the valve wheel as he put all his bitch's strength into opening it allowing the sea to "gush" in his face.
IF Nuke was really ever in The Navy, THEY REJECTED HIM.He is a mentally unbalanced failure at EVERYTHING he has EVER attempted to do.
I doubt that retard was ever in The Navy. But, then again, the Military does accept weirdos that are... um... "off their rocker..." They give these freaks a chance.
BUT, IF Nuke was in The Navy, they DUMPED him when he started trying to suck the dicks of his comerads and got sick and tired of him crying and rocking himself to sleep every night.
Isn't logical that if you pass your Barocky Road scoop to the undeserving bastard behind you leaving you temporarily with nuttin' and if so, doesn't the lemming in front of you pass his scoop less a few licks back to you?
Therefore, as each scoop is passed backwards, less a few licks the very last shithead in line ends up with nuttin'.
So, I vote to put all the fucking refuge immigrant freaks at the back of line and don't even give them cone to munch on.
Come on man. While your staring at Janet's hair and thinking of bags of hot nuts you just might want to think about this biatch's heritage.
Think Napolitano. Think Mafia.
Yes, yes, Ms. J could easily be related to Sonny Black, aka aka Mr. Blackstein, aka aka Dominick Napolitano who murdered Alphonse Indelicato. He was a capo in the Bonanno crime family.
Seems Dominick was so inept he allowed a FBI agent, Donnie Brasco, into the family as an associate and almost got the guy "Made" which would have allowed him into the Mafia.
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I guarantee when their heads exploded not much gray matter splattered. An empty skull is a wonderful thing to waste.
Gooooooo0000, NAVY!
A raisin-head hunt? I just love Easter surprises.
That's a beautiful story Pat.
Got up read the news and it didn't look good as the sniggies were being towed into shore. Went to church and taught about the brave captain and when I got out surfed the web/foxnews on my fone and read the good news. All I ft was chills down my spine.... Lmfsao! YEA!
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WHAT did Geo say?? (or, TRY to say?)
You can buy a Geo Translator at Walmart for $19.95 plus tax. Also works for Fergie and Das with attachments.
Anon 9:37 that he "GOT" chills down his spine. A second grader could of figured out that one, comprende? Bendejo... aHaHaHa
Must be a Somalian.
Honkey: Because it’s the last thing the black people hear before we run them over! :P
Nukes in the navy seals
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My daddy gutsa caw hon that be saying HON-KEYYYYYYYY, yeah, well my daddy has a chainsaw that says " Run nigga nigga nigga"..
You have the terminology wrong I am afraid.
While on board, if you are ordered to open the cock, the SEAcock to be exact, that nautical enumerator is demanding you scuttle the ship.
So, since Nukey is hell bent on destruction he would lay in his rack dreaming of a SEAcock.
Sure enuff the order went out: "All hands, abandon ship". At that point Nukey would lick his lips and "give head" and lay below. Once there, he would put his manly tiddies on the valve wheel as he put all his bitch's strength into opening it allowing the sea to "gush" in his face.
Afterward he would drown. Yea!
Or did you mean Cock-a-too?
FLY NAVY!
IF Nuke was really ever in The Navy, THEY REJECTED HIM.He is a mentally unbalanced failure at EVERYTHING he has EVER attempted to do.
I doubt that retard was ever in The Navy. But, then again, the Military does accept weirdos that are... um... "off their rocker..." They give these freaks a chance.
BUT, IF Nuke was in The Navy, they DUMPED him when he started trying to suck the dicks of his comerads and got sick and tired of him crying and rocking himself to sleep every night.
In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor; "Barocky Road ".
Barocky Road is a blend of half Vanilla, half Chocolate, and surrounded by Nuts and Flakes.
The Vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient..
The Nuts and Flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.
The cost is $100.00 per scoop.
When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the Ice Cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you.
Thus, you are left with an empty wallet, no change, holding an empty cone, with no hope of getting any Ice Cream.
Are you feeling stimulated?
Now wait a minute.
Isn't logical that if you pass your Barocky Road scoop to the undeserving bastard behind you leaving you temporarily with nuttin' and if so, doesn't the lemming in front of you pass his scoop less a few licks back to you?
Therefore, as each scoop is passed backwards, less a few licks the very last shithead in line ends up with nuttin'.
So, I vote to put all the fucking refuge immigrant freaks at the back of line and don't even give them cone to munch on.
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Keep your fingers crossed and hope that ISRAEL attacks irans nuclear facility.
Come on man. While your staring at Janet's hair and thinking of bags of hot nuts you just might want to think about this biatch's heritage.
Think Napolitano. Think Mafia.
Yes, yes, Ms. J could easily be related to Sonny Black, aka aka Mr. Blackstein, aka aka Dominick Napolitano who murdered Alphonse Indelicato. He was a capo in the Bonanno crime family.
Seems Dominick was so inept he allowed a FBI agent, Donnie Brasco, into the family as an associate and almost got the guy "Made" which would have allowed him into the Mafia.
What a fucking smutz.
Could Ms. J be just as incompetent?
Guess.
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